Husband: Whoa, have you seen young Patrick Stewart?!
Me: I don’t think so. I kind of assumed he’s always been old.
Husband: Turns out he was handsome as fuck.
DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN.
What the fuck do you mean “was”???
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Olivia.Long Island, NY.🇹🇹
Husband: Whoa, have you seen young Patrick Stewart?!
Me: I don’t think so. I kind of assumed he’s always been old.
Husband: Turns out he was handsome as fuck.
DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN.
What the fuck do you mean “was”???
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i’m screaming
I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.
Yall are missing the best fucking part
This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye
Omg
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i bet the stars would be so proud to know their fragments created someone like you
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